Miscellaneous: Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed...

By silvercity09 - 26/05/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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By Oops - 11/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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Happy Birthday to me

By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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readme 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...

xBabyMaMa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:27

Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.

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sarah12921 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 8:35

who the frick gets their sister a viabrator thats effing grose

ewyousuckk 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:34

thats a ****** up gift for your sister, dude.

popoman 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 14:55

I'll tap your sister's ass. Phone me. She doesn't need that vibrator anymore.

kirbz 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 5:01

if thats what you got your sister i wondet what you got for your dad?! XD

Honda288 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:28

What the **** man!!! Why you get your sister a vibrator man. That's messed the hell up.

x3Cass 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:08

why the **** did you get your sister a vibrator?

loveyahun 0

Monday 23 November 2009 6:44

Wow...how close are u and your sister?

Edenbeam 19

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:29

YDI for buying your sister a vibrator.

ajthere4u 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 13:03

ewwwww man you're distgusting

buzzerbeeeeee 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 21:14

I still find it creepy you got your sister a vibrator. even if you are both girls....

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