Miscellaneous: Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed...

By silvercity09 - 26/05/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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You deserved it 64 041

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By AMIGODO - 12/02/2011 15:13 - Netherlands

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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By Oops - 11/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML

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Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

Happy Birthday to me

By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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You deserved it 65

By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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You deserved it 3 897

By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 57 414

readme 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...

xBabyMaMa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:27

Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.

Comments

varkey 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 4:26

YDI for getting your sister a vibrator, weirdo.

danielwerder 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:33

nothing sus

butterytoast420 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:20

why would you get that for your sister? unless you too practice the ancient art of incest

Mattpig 15

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:46

Who gets their sister a vibrator??

fabyzoe 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:56

wtf... a vibrator... shes your sister !

Cartera 10

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:11

241 - *You're stupid.

Sarraahh_fml 6

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:16

LOL!!!! HOLY ****!!!! >.

fail_gurl21 7

Friday 20 July 2012 8:21

EEEEWWWWW WTF?!?!?!?

colehowerton 0

Tuesday 21 August 2012 15:24

An I the only One who noticed its a female sumbol? O.o

littlelia 22

Sunday 26 August 2012 21:38

Why is everyone saying it's a dude, when it's clearly indicated at the top that OP is a female...

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