By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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noshitsherlock 0

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Loser390 0

Why do you assume she didn't try?

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cpatrick820 3

Elegant... At least it'll be a story to tell the kids.

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dabreurower 0

ROFL!! If you told ur husband, he definitely say, "FML!!"

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antbait11 0

hahahhaha i love it! at least you didn't shart!

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izzok12 0

OMG are you David? Did you marry Megan Kimball???

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notFUNNYtoMEass 0

dude... reread this. the OP is clearly the bride

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Phreephorm 0

I'd rather admit to everyone that I farted than have them think he was dry heaving from another smell up there. Lol, my 8 year old daughter tried to Dutch Oven me when she was laying in my bed watching a movie the other day.

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xClarkGable 0

This is ten times grosser when you've been sick all day.

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aback 4

You go, girl! I didn't know anybody who had dutch-ovened their husband at their wedding! =D

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Mr_Shamrock 0

OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!! sucks tho. fyl

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Turnip_Girl 0

Congratulations! And commiserations. XD

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