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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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paintballboy 0

atleast she diddnt start laughing histerically :P

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DaddysLittleLady 0

The idea of her having sex probably makes her feel uncomfortable since she's still a virgen.

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Jake1595 0

haha wow. do you know for sure if it was cuz of you?

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fml1358 0

I'm SOOOOOOOO sorry. That was a horrible thing of your wife to do. I think you should do what number 3 said, which was to wait a while and maybe she'll come around and if she doesn't eventually come around then you should divorce her because she obviously doesn't care if she refuses to have sex with you

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Junaeffer 0

#10-"I woman are like cars and you gotta test drive it first lol," You are a tool. And well said #20 This isn't a "religious brainwash," I'm not saying that isn't influential when making a decision, but some people simply don't have any interest//are scared about sex.

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jessxoxo28 5

um... i guess she's not ready? even after marriage... she'll come around

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pennygoo 0

which is whyyyy you shouldn't wait until marriage. seriously come on you guys.

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shilo_wallace 0

She sounds very nervous, or she might have been abused

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AssOf2009 0

Be patient? I can only imagine how patient one must be to wait until marraige!!! That's bull shit! She has serious issues, whether they be insecurities, ignorance or some deep mental scarring due to past experiences. Regardless, you two need to talk. That's not fair to you.

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