Health: Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and...

By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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You deserved it 102 924

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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You deserved it 151 307

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 578

You deserved it 4 614

By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 532

You deserved it 12 884

Straight to jail

By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 374

You deserved it 300 356

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 385

You deserved it 7 094

By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 181

You deserved it 31 005

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 155

You deserved it 3 487

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 274

You deserved it 7 694

By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 255

You deserved it 4 723

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 724

You deserved it 5 246

poopypeepee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:40

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

mrgorbachev 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:42

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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smiley_chik17 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:02

lmao atleast you were still unter the legal limit:P

sweetiepie6090 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:02

its okay. i went to school drunk once too. well its not really okay. but that sucks.

starvingxartist 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:04

"i'm sooper dooper cool and i'm going to go to school drunk and take a breathalyzer in front of everyone i know and then complain about it later so everyone will know how sooper dooper cool i am cause i drink by myself in the morning"

StaciCarol 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:30

Well, maybe the 'super dooper' idiot used mouth wash before they left? That stuff can raise your blood alcohol level. And, it was 7 PM.

mgberman2000 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:04

I'm amazed it took until comments 36, 40 and 46 for someone to correct number 13... 6% blood alcohol would basically make your blood just like watered down wine. Tasty.

FmlQueenx13 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:05

why would u drink b4 a drinking assembly? lol. wayyy to goo :) you get a thumbs upp!

yourpathetic 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:08

@ 13, OMG dude if you had 6% your beyond dead, if you get up 2 .40-.50 YOUR DEAD Death is from alcohol poisoning, its from You forget how to breath

stayclassy_ 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:10

not bad.

cxal_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:25

You do realize certain mouthwashes and medications can make you fail those tests, even when you haven't drank anything. Even the ketogenic diet can make you fail the test when you haven't had any alcohol - As for 45, you can easily get .06 without having drank, see Int J Obes (Lond). 2007 Mar;31(3):559-61. Epub 2006 Aug 8