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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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sucky_a_m 9

i'm not even going to say anything about her being your cousin because it all depends on how close you are, but dude you PARENTS' room!?!? AND it was a full house!

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Clairina 0

i feel very bad for your cousin

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jennyg2010 0

4) with your baby sister in the room?!?! nasty effer

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jessiana7 0

This is very gross and I hope didn't really happen.

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jessiana7 0

You nasty! No one needed to know that!

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Ryan_the_Great 0

Could have left out seeing your cousin part, and the FML might have been better... might.

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cr3stf4ll3n 0

That's ok, OP. Nothing wrong with feeling the "need" to think about your cousin. (I personally don't have any hot cousins, so I'd rather be you than me) Besides, it could be worse (1.4 in every 1000 people in the U.S are raped, don't add to that number).

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Stpatch754 0

wtf is wrong with u!?! she is ur cousin!!! family!! show some control how can u wank when ur whole family is downstairs and in your parents bedroom!! jeeez some people are really ****** up!! and why is someone talking about rape?! how do u get from incestoral wanking to rape?? i just dont understand.

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gandolf_420 0

LMFAO that's totally sick..........incest ****!

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helpmeiamblind 0

WOW YDI for not going into your own room.

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