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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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number 1 why wouldnt you do it in your own room? number 2 why would you do it with your cousin? im sorry thats really gross and seriously while family is over and where the baby is! GROSS....do it with someone not from the family. worksout better

i live with my aunt who has a daughter and a 5 year old son.....we recently moved in with her sister who has 3 sons and a daughter... also a few other male cusins would come over on the weekends.... i am tecnically not related to any of my aunts kids or their cusins.... they all thought i was hot when i first moved in and i was not allowed in a room alone with them.... i personally think its sick and twisted but if they wernt blood related and he wasnt really getting any ideas then he can do what he wants.....i guss.... *shudder*

you're flat out disgusting. hillbilly redneck

Hey look ass hole. not all hillbillys are incest you no good, preppy, son-of-a-bitch, ass hole lickin, bitch ass mother *******, stereo typing, piece of shit. I hope your mom whips out her **** and ***** ur ass hole.

AAADDD 0

Dude, why did you feel the need to "wank" when u saw your own flesh and blood relative? Why do it with family in the same house? Why your parents room? Why are u so messed up? Why admit it for millions of people to see?!?!?! I call in a new category besides "work kids money etc." EXTREMELY DISGUSTING

YDI for wanking over your cousin you sick ****.

Yeah you deserved it for being perverted enough to jack off to the thought of a relative.