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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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Top comments

Mirorbo 26

Those idiots owe you a free pie for that incompetence.

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gilliaga 4

yes, it does....every merchant should check signature against the credit card every time.

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cmac86 23

you must have one hell of a long driveway!

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cmac86 23

you must have one hell of a long driveway if you couldn't see them do that!

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BisFitty 7

YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll go pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!

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BisFitty 7

YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

When you get the Anti-Flood Protection Error, that's a hint that your comment has been posted. There's no need to wait and re-post because you can't see it. Try a refresh.

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BisFitty 7

YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!

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hnz 13

wow I'm surprised you can post this four times. anti flood sucks! hey it's not their fault for ordering the pizza takeaway instead of going to the mall to eat there! There might be functions at their house and ordering pizza is the right thing to do while sending right at their doorstep. it's the pizza delivery man who is in fault! they should fire him!

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katiebelle 1

why should they fire him? the OP had someone trespassing on their property, commit forgery, and credit card fraud and everyone wants to get mad at the delivery driver. why isn't anyone mad at the guy who stole the pizza?

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BisFitty 7

YDI for being lazy. Next time you'll pick up your own damn pizza. Thanks by the way, nothing tastes better than free pizza!

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mrahhhhh 21

Yeah dude, just tell them and get a refund. Be careful about demanding a new pizza; if they're dicks, then they'll be angry at having to make an entirely new pizza (even though it was their fault) and spit on it or something.

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labanana_fml 5

Love this , but they should check that !!

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