By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 050
You deserved it 31 042

Same thing different taste

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She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

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Lmao! Ah... Sparring with pressure point manipulation in play is worse, when you know the opponent can cripple you with one finger in the right place, you're a little less worried about protecting whole body parts.. That's when low blows come into play =P #100: No, 'sparring' is generally considered a 'practice fight.' Tournament bouts are much more restricted, but then, much more fun to watch, too.

#101: Practice, yes, but aren't groin shots frowned upon in practice if outlawed in competition?

Don_fml 0

Fighting fair is another way of saying being victimized. I studied under a Sifu who refused to teach tournament rules for that very reason. If you have a weapon, use it. All that counts in a real world situation is who walks away, and who doesn't, who's the victor and who's the victim.

YLIF because she's a big bitch and hit you again. YDI for not wearing a cup.

Quit crying. If you're going to participate in martial arts and aren't smart enough to protect yourself, YDI.

4get them She's a b!tc3 4 trying it & then aftr cing u lik tht, doing it again I woulda kicked her @zz regardless of her gender

First of all, unless a guy is trying to do something ridiculously serious to you (murder, rape, etc.), having been hit in the balls on a few occasions myself, it is not alright to do. It can cause serious problems and can make men become sterile, which isn't funny at all. Second, to anyone saying that she "found his weakness and exploited it", I'm pretty sure she has a weakness to knives, gunfire, eye-gouging, and yet no one would call exploiting those reasonable. Also, getting hit in the balls with a cup on is still painful. Just because you have protection doesn't mean you should go bashing that thing. If you wear a helmet when biking, most intelligent people don't purposefully fall on their heads just 'cause they can.

Not everyone learns martial arts to be prepared for an impromptu knife fight. Some learn for the challenge of being faster, stronger, and smarter than the opponent. It takes no prowess or cunning to kick a guy in the stones. If that's all you're looking for, join a women's self-defense class.

Never underestimate the awesome power of stupidity.

magiczipperman 0

shoulda kicked her in the ****