Miscellaneous: Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By tom28402 - 22/02/2015 23:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Finnboghi 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

lovely_189 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:05

stupid bitch, punch her in the boobs :D

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chewyy_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:51

this happened to my friend back in middle school when he took after-school karate class... sucks :/

xchd22x 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:34

you should have worn your cup man...as a result of your own assumptions of your opponents skill level,you got owned...twice....by a girl....but at same time she shouldnt have done that to you...maybe she did it to teach you a lesson....but next time wear your cup...unless you wanna get mega owned by another girl or guy whoever that may be lawl xD

nodbor 11

Friday 3 April 2009 9:04

don't forget your towel

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Friday 3 April 2009 10:21

What the HELL? She just needs to quit Tae Kwon Do.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:38

**** punch.

RPGod 0

Friday 3 April 2009 13:47

That's happened to me. Ugh

DankJemo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:44

you always have to protect your nuts, kid!

KenMcGormick 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:57

Pinch her nipples in retaliation... if she kicks twice in groin knowing that u are not wearing protection... it is not called Tae Kwon Do sparring... it is called survival training

bakersdozen 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:58

i would have tackled the bitch and punched her out...

vers_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:16

at #129 you cannot knee someone in the groin accidentally. A kick can brush, but a knee is a hammering tool that can go one of two places: the stomach, or the balls. and you have to bend a person over for a knee to the stomach. This was intentional. girls may think they know how it hurts, but you have nooooo idea. It's unlike any other pain a blow can give you.