Miscellaneous: Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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Finnboghi 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

lovely_189 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:05

stupid bitch, punch her in the boobs :D

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lol_everyday 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:17

HAHAHAHA something tells me the second time wasn't an accident.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Friday 3 April 2009 2:19

"Wimp. You think that's bad? My karate instructor used to go to bars and pick fights to test his training, and then beat up the cops when they showed up." I'm guessing "used to" because the ******* idiot went to jail after the first time?

red_wings 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:24

You do know the point of sparring is to defend and fight back? Just checking!

PieGuy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:28

kick that bitch in the teeth!

whatsa 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:29

I concur with first time is your fault but second is hers. First off, sparring is not self defense people. Sparring has rules and i don't know where groin shots are allowed but they're generally not. For all those "black belts" who can "suck it up" well.... 1. you've been at it for a while now and 2. you musta been hit there so many times that you lost sense there. For everyone who says he sucks for not blocking it then... if hhis statement holds true he was kneed there... which means that it was not some kick he didnt block. The first time he didnt expect it, the second time... he thought she knew better, and was probably still suffereing from the pain and so was functioning worse than usual. Ok, in a REAL fight anything might go.... i dont recall sparring being a REAL fight. This is a deffenite FYL. For all those girls who said to suck it up... i wish i could put some balls on you and then proceed to punch it =D

FMLwin 1

Friday 3 April 2009 3:32

True looooove.

kungfupow 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:51

hmm actually any respectable martial artist would say 1st time = her fault. 2nd time = your fault for not blocking.

JED1712 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:21

I took Tae Kwon Do for a while, and it was a rule in our class that if you do not wear a cup, you will innevitably be hit in the balls. Twice however seems a bit much though. It hurts to think about it though.

sleepless15_p 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:29

YDI for not wearing your cup. I am glad she taught you a lesson

phiniusmaster 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:37

Kicker her in the nose so she gets disfigured and remembers not to screw around in a martial arts class. A: It's just a class, not a life-or-death situation. B: Kneeing the balls isn't normally a move in competitive Tae-Kwon-Do. I was green belt and not once did I EVER see anyone knee someone else's crotch. Stupid ****.