Miscellaneous: Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell...

By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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Same thing different taste

By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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Not on a plane

By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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Bathtime

By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

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By filipkm - 06/05/2016 14:37 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 12:11

-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(

mordantennui 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:23

Basilisk! That is all..

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monkeyfrog4 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 17:32

eeew!!! oh my god.. thats just awful.

Professor59 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:11

There's a name for that exact incident in Australia... It's called "Friday".

chicmagnet939 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:44

LOL. And thursday is bring your pet kangaroo to school day.

Jx_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 11:33

I really hope you brushed your teeth before you came over

88sforlife 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 13:35

Serious Dub kept Locer!!

y012345 5

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:23

true... true...

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 2:08

lol, the comment reminds me of the ten miles wide video by escape the fate :D ****** bad ass band

AriTheAirhead 10

Friday 4 February 2011 5:39

oh gosh. oh my gosh. eeeep... excuse me while I barf. Dx

MissBoo111 21

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:18

YUCK!!! sucks 4 and how did they deserve it???

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:57

That is horrible! I'm sooo sorry

courtneykinz97 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:42

that's very gross.D:

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Today, my boss fired me because someone hacked our website and replaced pictures of our products with furry porn (don’t Google it, it’s weird as fuck). We don’t have an IT department, but since I spend the most time on the computer controlling stock and purchases, he blamed me instead. FML

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Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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Same thing different taste

Psssssych!

Not on a plane

Bathtime

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