Miscellaneous: Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell...

By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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Bathtime

By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

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By filipkm - 06/05/2016 14:37 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 12:11

-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(

mordantennui 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:23

Basilisk! That is all..

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lovelly224 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 9:09

sorry but seriously, don't make stereotypes about Australians because we are portrayed to the rest of the world as something completely false and it's rude and irritating. The minority of the population live in bushland, and this person obviously had a snake in their water pipes as they live in the tropical area of Queensland. So learn about a place before you judge it because Australia is the beeeeeeessssstttttt.

The_Advice_Guy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 9:10

If you suddenly start shedding your skin whenever you're wounded, and you can now inject venom into other people/animals by biting them, I suggest that you fight crime in a tight spandex suit.I dibs the rights to the movie!

omghehehe 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:22

ohhh...... (sigh) u and vomit date are making me nauseated *help*

Bruce9707 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:56

Snake? What's happening? ....Snake?!....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

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Saturday 31 October 2009 15:34

EXACTLY!!

iFruit 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:22

Be happy that the snake didn't get into your toilet pipes. One day when you sat down to take a dump, the snake would bite your ass and inject it with venom. Peeing, pooing and sex would be impossibly painful for the next little while :)