Miscellaneous: Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell...

By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

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By filipkm - 06/05/2016 14:37 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML

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jchansfan 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:11

-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(

mordantennui 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:23

Basilisk! That is all..

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HumptyHump 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:08

I'm tired of all these muthafuckin snakes in my muthafuckin water pipes!

replaceme 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:18

that was stellar, my friend

RoflDanke 0

Monday 19 April 2010 23:22

lmao. x)

idkmyusername 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 2:10

#29 lmao, reminds me of the 10 miles wide vid by escape the fate. ****** bad ass :)

Telionis 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:48

Ohh, poor snakie... :(

muthea 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:45

That's happened to me before... my family shared a well with 3 other households, and a snake got in the well and spoiled the water. It was nasty!

Von_Mal 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:20

Hey mate, that's an anecdote I'd LOVE to have! But yeah, such things happen in Australia from what I've heard.

HxCereal 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:22

**** the "poor" snake! That's AWFUL!!! I'm so sorry! Ohhh jeez.

chrissy888 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:24

haha. FYL OP You know, the post would be more/less funny depending on what country it's from lol. Seeing as it's from Australia, my first thought was - well, it's Australia.. what would you expect??

maddie_kid 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 3:36

Just because he's from Australia doesn't mean that anything like that happens here regularly. The whole country is not overrun with animals and bush, idiot.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Tuesday 1 November 2011 7:33

Yes it is over run by all kinds of critters why you think almost everybody lives in one place close to each other?

strata8 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 7:09

^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially absolutely ridiculous ones that don't make a

strata8 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 7:14

^^ Agreed. I hate stereotypes, especially ridiculous ones that don't make any sense at all. Some people ACTUALLY think that we ride around on kangaroos o.o Also, there aren't as many spiders/snakes as one might think. I live in Sydney (though I often travel further west), and I've never seen a funnelweb, redback, or live snake, and my suburb is in a national park.