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By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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Not on a plane

By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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Bathtime

By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

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By filipkm - 06/05/2016 14:37 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML

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jchansfan 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:11

-Eyes light up upon seeing location- CRICKEY ITS A SNAKE! I know, I'm a bad person... =(

mordantennui 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:23

Basilisk! That is all..

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jasonblackey 2

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:07

Somebody must have opened the chamber of secrets

Caymokomoko 23

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:15

Snake deserves it, I ****** hate snakes.

sayyestothedress 24

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:20

Better dead than alive!

avlcek855 9

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:45

Ewwww. Just Ewwww.

Harley56 5

Thursday 28 August 2014 20:28

must be conected to the Chamber of Secrets ;)

hayleyannah 15

Thursday 28 May 2015 19:20

'Straya

Shadow9876 19

Friday 1 April 2016 16:45

"There's a snake in the water hole"

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Psssssych!

Not on a plane

Bathtime

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