By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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CassieMarieee 7

Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

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QueenMichael 16

"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

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Poetaster 10

Perhaps you should aim a bit higher when choosing a mate? This one seems to have little respect for you and none for himself. His comments are unconcible.

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justanotherhuman 21

Nay. If anything, blame OP for dating a tool that can't control himself. Drinking doesn't change people, it *reveals* them.

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bigdaddy93 8

well if you weren't a freak u wouldn't have anything to be embarrased about but he shouldn't have done that its disrespectfu to u and ur entire family

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angrynegro7 16

You think you have it bad, OP? Now your family's going to need handi-wipes to get rid of the image of your boyfriend going ass to mouth on you from their minds.

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Tom_Warrilow 0

I've don't this exact thing, LOL just laugh it off !

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wittygirl 8

Did he tell them you do those things like a boss? Lol

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ejjamael 5

look like your not the good girl, they thought you are ;)

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UsEumYong 4

What will YOU take away from the family table??

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skinflint 6

If he marries you it doesn't matter. Otherwise, your next boyfriend is going to hear a story he's not going to like.

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