By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

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Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
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Steve95401 49

And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

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Kurby14 21

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

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Pandacupcakelove 26

He won't be hearing that sound for a while then

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Baegel 15

Point to the naked mole rats and say, "That's what you look like in bed"

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MrsHaxxo 22

sounds like a classy dude haha. Just dont take it too seriously ;)

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GAMERZxxHD 25

That's pretty funny but not something he should have said. Should have kept that thought in his mind. ;)

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drunk_crow 12

I hate FMLs like this. YDI for not having a sense of humor.

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MrsHaxxo 22

I totally agree.

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leogachi 15

That's not really fair. Just because a person has a different sense of humor than you do, it doesn't mean they don't have one at all.

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DoomedGemini 37

Not to mention he's literally shouting this in a zoo. Zoos are usually pretty crowded, especially when an animal is doing something. Both kids and adults around.

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leogachi 15

That's not just dumb stuff. He completely embarrassed her in public, and that's not okay.

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