By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

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Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
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Steve95401 49

And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

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Kurby14 21

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

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skippydoda 32

I would have pulled out my phone to record it and when he asked why tell him "It's the only way you'll hear it any time soon."

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

& you know this because you've clearly been in bed with Op, right? *eye roll*

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rockwrench 18

Nothing wrong with going a little ape in bed.

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martin8337 35

We now know that she is a screamer.

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Gillett 23

You and me baby making love like GORILLAAAAAAAAS! Now, everybody is talking about his size being small but have you considered WHY she's making those noises?

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writerchic85 25

Tell him it's because he's hung like a gorilla. Gorillas have the smallest penis of all the primates.

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hersheykisses511 18

Fml author here, I can't believe it got posted. First time for me so yay!

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_ItsJustMeh_ 10

omg I know who you are. I went to the zoo with tou yesterday in Florida and zac your boyfriend said that to you.

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