By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

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Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Steve95401 49

And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

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Tell him you have to be loud and crazy because you're faking it for his lame ass.

Y'all take this stuff WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. When most guys say stuff like this, it's a joke. Nothing more.

It's fine if he's joking with her in private, but when he shouts something like that in public, it's not funny. The fact that he "shouted over" to her makes it sound like there were a lot of people in between them, and he was deliberately trying to embarrass her.