By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

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Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
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Steve95401 49

And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".

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Kurby14 21

"and that's how i sound when I fake it"

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amileah13 26

You should point in their pen and say, "Hah! That's where you'll be sleeping tonight!" That'll shut him up!

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EvilLittleMan 23

At least he didn't point out a Howler Monkey.

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superguydude200 5

This made me laugh pretty hard. I will now express it by saying 'lol'

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VeganDarkLight 31

YDI for going to the zoo, most animals are kept under awful conditions there. Besides that, I would have laughed if my boyfriend said something like that. He probably was just joking!

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Bossgirlhana 15

Point to an animal that is alone in a cage and say, "That's what you look like because I'm dumping your ass!"

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benji36 6

Should have said "No, that's what I sound like when I'm faking it."

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OGDono 12

Well he's not getting any for a couple weeks lmao

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chocolatejunebug 9

Were does that come from? I mean, what's the point in denying Someone AND yourself a pleasurable activity? You're punishing yourself too!

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gintwinsmoore 20

how embarrassing!

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