Work: Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was...

By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Wage slave

By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML

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We heard you

By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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hohman102 8

Friday 28 November 2014 21:34

Well urine a sticky situation

devildog562 33

Friday 28 November 2014 21:35

I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!

Comments

Cptcrunch 8

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:42

That is the worst

brandonthed 2

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:45

Maybe they should include diapers in your work uniform. It would increase productivity and you wouldn't be all wet. A win win situation.

anticulas 12

Saturday 29 November 2014 13:36

That's the most ignorant thing I've heard on this site, so far. Apparently you've never heard of diaper rashes, urinary tract infections, or general discomfort.

squideth 18

Sunday 30 November 2014 9:39

Do you not understand jokes??

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:46

It's not a bad idea to have a spare set of clothes on hand...

Divia1 9

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:50

Uhm, why didn't you tell the customer you would be right back, that you had to run to the washroom? I worked as a cashier for 5 years and had to do that several times (only for IBS, not bladder). I would explain to the customer and ask the csm to cover for a second while I went. If the csm couldn't cover the customer would just have to wait. I can tell you without a doubt that it would not be possible for me to give enough ***** about any job to piss myself for it. You shouldn't either. I'm sorry this happened to you.

aliciavanham 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:01

Wooow, that means that your customer service is better then anywhere else! Too bad it didn't end well for you. And i hope you had the chance to change!