Health: Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced...

By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By MemoKrosav - 30/01/2016 03:54 - Mexico - Matamoros

Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML

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By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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Friday 7 February 2014 6:31

That's terrible! Dig up all your carpets or get them cleaned professionally! Good luck! Or maybe wear shoes!

Dt33345 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:31

Maybe you shouldn't walk there without shoes then.

Comments

LitaSixx 7

Friday 7 February 2014 18:58

If something invisible sliced my foot, I'd probably put shoes on before I stepped on it again. But that's just me.

jenn1808 16

Friday 7 February 2014 19:29

They use staples to install the carpet, an sometimes one end comes loose and sticks up in the air. It won't vacuum up, you have to run your hands slowly across the area to find it then pull it out with pliers.

thisguy22 33

Friday 7 February 2014 20:06

Eh, I wouldn't worry. It was probably just dust mite ninjas protecting their home. Lose the cleaning equipment and you should be fine.

middlenamefrank 8

Friday 7 February 2014 20:51

Next time make SURE they're dead before burying them in the basement.

GuiLD15 7

Friday 7 February 2014 21:22

stuff like that used to happen to me all of the time.

ady551 2

Friday 7 February 2014 22:55

This happened to me a few times. Turns out it was a nail, but unable to see it because of the carpet. when you applied pressure to the carpet it compacted and the nail stuck through

M3talGuitarist 9

Friday 7 February 2014 23:04

Maybe it's one of those nail/tac like things that hold the carpet to the pad below. Just very, very carefully feel around with your hands and pull it out.