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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

RezaDupontDC 0

Perhaps two's not enough?

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sweetpea129 0

well aren't you a winner..

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juwood 7

OP, you deserve it for being a Class S Douche-bag...that's really all there is to it.

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fuckingbiglife 6

loll what about a threesome? But anyway, ydi, sorry.

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lrv2003 0

that's what u get.. asshole

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MrNY 0

WTF. Seems to me both babes liked the service. No guilt here; just keep 'em both happy. Or they can get lost & look for better service from some other dick.

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Jakers721 0

go straight to hell. do not pass go. do not collect 200 dollars.

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Hollisterbabe11 0

you deserve it you jerk!!!!

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