Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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BigMark18 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:36

That's what's you get dumbass!

flufferheadfool 0

Monday 10 January 2011 1:26

douchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouchedouche!!!!!!!!!!! F U

jaysolonyc 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:23

hatin' a55 b!tch!! play on doggy!!

Sexy_Lettie 2

Friday 25 February 2011 17:25

you deserve what ever diseases ur x gives u

softball39 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:16

dick wad!!

Muwahaha_fml 4

Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:03

Well you shouldn't have had a thing on the side then

Colorsintheworld 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:11

Your a ******* asshole cheating is not ok it hurts

olilovesyou 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:31

you bitch! god. don't cheat

mhinaj 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:11

ydi u dumb jerk

greenjedi 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:57

u discussed me why would u cheat on someone

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