By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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KBear3109 29

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

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Nasa1225 1

You would have gotten a YLS from me if it weren't for your blind hatred and calling them would be murderers. So, for your own stupidity and hatred, you 100% totally deserved it.

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elodymayweeble 7

More accidents in the united states occur from drivers eating than talking on cellphones.

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trismagestus 19

Is your response to that: "So people should be able to talk on cell-phones!" or "So people shouldn't be allowed to eat in their cars!" If you're arguing the first, I will look at you sadly.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

While the loathing isn't the best solution, I see it as the OP trying to save him/herself and others; because of this, I'm on your side!

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scotty35503 5

"Would-Be-Murderer"??? So people who have discussions with passengers in their car are murderers, as well?? There no difference. Stop trying to manage people's freedom because of fear and maybe things like this wouldn't happen.

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greeneye_fml 12

Its not "fear" its a FACT that losers who talk on their cell phone while driving cause a huge number of accidents. Quit defending the brainless chatterboxes who can't shut the **** up.

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eccentrix 12

So when you're talking to someone in your car while driving you keep a hand off the wheel?

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Ninjasaurus18 9

OP, I know what you mean. Once when I was walking across the street on a walk signal in a crosswalk, on a busy-ass intersection some chick on the phone was giggling and laughing hysterically. She hit me. Not very hard, but hard enough that she decided to get out of her car and bitch at me for getting a scratch on her car from the keychain on my backpack. She was the one driving into a crosswalk when it said walk. But yeah, drivers on their phones need to stop. If you have anything important enough to say to someone, you better pull your ass over, or at least talk in an area without many people and be careful.

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greeneye_fml 12

I hate assholes who yack on the phone while driving too. The commenters criticizing you probably yack on their phones while driving like idiots too.

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MissPixy 7

a negitive action will always have a negitive conciquence....ok u tried to do the right thing but i woulda just taken the time n date n her lincence numver and report to the cops thats what i do with ppl who drink n drive n coz i work at hungry jacks in australia its funny....people come for awsm service but drink n drive they get awsm service and a fine all in one day!! what bliss!!

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