By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
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I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

wow, I would have giggled to myself has I made up some story to the cops and had him hauled away.

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CateXOX 0

It adds extra grip- he's doing you a favor.

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triggahappi273 0

um...you were having a nice dinner out, but no car?? lol.

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ButtRaep 0

y do u need a car to have a nice dinner out?

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mysoubriquet 3

I just can't imagine somebody pulling their bicycle up to Tavern on the Green (for example), leaning it against the building and going in to eat dinner alone (I'm assuming, hopefully this wasn't a date but I guess he could be meeting friends).

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mysoubriquet 3

Then again, Berkely has a ton of bicyclists. it's practically part of the town culture. I'm in LA, we take the car to the neighbors house. nobody walks in LA, or rides a bike for anything but exercise.

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underpaid011 0

California...is good to the homeless. california-nia-nia loves the homeless. in the city, city of (where you live), lots of homeless people wiping boogers on bicycle seats....

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Death_From_Above 0

he's a hobo, if you confront him and don't give him money, he'll chase you for blocks

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selbow 3

maybe he thought you could do with some dessert for the ride home ;)

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Rangeriffic 0

that's hilarious I would have laughed my ass off and enjoyed the theatrics of the giggling homeless dude

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ifiFaLL 1

right? **** my bike i can clean it id be laughing at how stupid thia giggling hobo was hahaha

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TheDrifter 23

See, arrogance comes back to haunt you. If you were nicer to the homeless you could have laughed as he skipped past your bike to decorate the next one in line.

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smurfman44265034 0

ohh y saw that

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girlylaxfool 3

I would be laughing too. but I Im sorry that sucks bikes are cool.

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