By you - 30/10/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom

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Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?

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Fx13mz 7

You done goofed there, genius.

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BlowinChronic 18

Apparently her name wasn't Kate? You idiot how do you have no idea who it is you are getting intimate with... Wow YDI.

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whostolemylama 12

I'm sure its one of the parties' fault. Yours if you're a scumbag; hers, if she would jump into bed with a person that each other does not know very well. Not much of this story to tell which, so why is the guy being thumbed down?

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whostolemylama 12

Nevermind; Its the guy, the key term 'girlfriend' signals it's the scumbag.

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BreeannHatesYou 4

I just tried to tell you this, but you figured it out. So I'm editing the comment so I don't look like an idiot...

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lexi365 20

Wait... What? How do you not know your girlfriend's name?

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thethatoneguy_21 4

Simple, either She told him the wrong name or she has a sister named Kate.......either way he's a moron

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aalexandrao 2

You can possibly be the biggest douche out there.

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X_Codes 11

Are you new to the site? Hang around for a week or so and you'll find some people who are OH SO MUCH WORSE... Kind of the appeal, really. :p

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loserboii 11

"what's your name?" "Anonymous."

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Is this a Tumblr reference? If it is, you earned cool points. Haha

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loserboii 11

It's from the Bobby Valentino song-Anonymous.

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Kiki242 19

I have a feeling that you may be unfaithful. Either that or called her by an ex's name.

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Enslaved 36

I now understand why so many tend to use pet names like: Lovie (my fav) honey, cutie, babe etc. . . But you said "girlfriend" not some chic I was seeing/banging (or the likes) shame on you!

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elephantsarecute 16

I don't see at all how this isn't YDI. Even if OP isn't a cheater he should know his "girlfriend's" name.

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