By you - 30/10/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom

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Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?

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Fx13mz 7

You done goofed there, genius.

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1JDub 6

Apparantly, your not getting any! FYL

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kittytub 12

this reminds me of the song Polaroid by shwayze. anyone else?

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loopsy_fml 14

I thought of the song That's Not My Name They call me night girl But I'm a fright girl Baby Joliesa, it's all the same That's not my name (x4) ^the words might not be exact. Also I don't know how to spell Joliesa. Total guess on that one

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kittytub 12

yeah, that too. but Polaroid is basically he bangs so many chicks he doesn't bother/can't tell/doesn't remember, which could be op :P

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yoursucklives 36

you got the lyrics completely wrong there, 48

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ICastillo 24

Maybe she meant her sex name. Ivana Humpalot. Na but how the hell do you forget your girlfriends name Op?

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Enslaved 36

Say my name, say my name When no one is around you, say baby I love you. "Kate" *nut check*

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olpally 32

The stupidity is strong with this one... Ydi, pay attention to your girlfriend! Whatever her name is.... Lol

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perdix 29

Mulva? Hest? Dolores!!!!! You don't have to call me "darlin'," darlin' You never even called me by my name.

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gc327072 30

And I never, minded standin, in the raaaaaaaaaaain wwhhooooooaaaaa

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rebakah 6

How do you not know your girlfriends name?

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mr994 7

I'm hoping that "Kate" isn't your sister, or another relative of yours.

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kcmeeks13 2

Deserved that one, didn't ya?

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