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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 543
You deserved it 16 767

Same thing different taste

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flashback_fml 14

Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.

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The secret is to pretend you're a fat boy eating cake.

"It's not even my birthday But he wants to lick the icing off"

beaverteaser 16

no more munching canadian beaver for you sir!

Ihavegas 22

perhaps you're going straight into it. unfortunately most women need to be well turned on before going down. need to read the body language!!! best time to go down is when she really wet as it does'nt take much effort!

Well, guess you gotta try some new techniques ;p

Lift that hood, lick that clit, index finger to the g spot in a come hither like motion. You can do it!

I've never understood why people fake it during sex... Why don't people just tell their partners what they like and experiment instead to find something they both enjoy?

Larsh 4

Better to know. Ask her what you're doing wrong and fix it.

Dump her, if she isn't going to talk to you and tell you what she likes or dislikes or how to get better, she isn't worth your time. People, you partners are not omnipotent, they can't read your minds. Tell your partner what you like or how they can do better.