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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 543
You deserved it 16 767

Same thing different taste

Top comments

flashback_fml 14

Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.

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ea247 20

( T_T)\(^-^ ) it's okay bro just forget about her

ouchh.. well at least she was telling u the truth, now u can ask her how she wants it

monster216 7

good for u.. now its her turn to make u happy

OHHHHHHH BURRRRRRNNNNNNNNN. MAN. dat must've hurt you right in da feels.

Two ways to handle this: "What is this, the Clue Game?! Tell me what the **** you like!" Or if you're sick of her: "Good, 'cause you taste like the dumpster behind a Red Lobster."

This is how you get better instead of continuing to be bad at something and laboring under the delusion you are good at it. I'm sure if you ask her she will be happy to walk you through what she likes and be happy that you care enough to ask.