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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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flashback_fml 14

Honesty at its finest

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marcranger 28

Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.

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cherokii_Squa 5

.... boguuuuus. she should have told u that in the gate rather make u strain your neck that many times!

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DasHaas 9

Step 1: honesty. Step 2: communication. Good luck.

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siinful5643 11

Every girl is different. Try to have a conversation with her about what she likes and if that fails.. I guess you'll just have to experiment, but hopefully she gives you the real moans this time around. Good luck!

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havok87 11

Geez Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of an ******? Ah 1. Ah 2. Ah 3....3

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ceenguyenx 6

That's must of been hard to hear.. Maybe ask her what she enjoys or how she likes it

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karen1991 15

Well, then throw a vibrator at her and tell her your done faking too.

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kalbrek009 20

Time to look up the correct way to do it on the internet....& no, I don't mean the fake **** site way.

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Omniprism 14

Tell her to teach you then what she likes instead of being a bitch.

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