By nickyboy - 02/12/2010 17:02 - Australia

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Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML
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DrAwesome 6

She was talking about YOU, silly! She already wants to marry you! :D

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CitrusGirl 0

You are probably a very unobservant fellow. If she's your neighbor you should probably see his car at least.

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Doortje 29

They're gone now. First it was Today, while having sex on the couch with my "single" neighbor [...]. FML

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treesdevin 0

your eyesss ... <3 ^.^

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austo97 0

coming from the cookie monster?

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Euphemism 0

tree. The girl, is Brookelle mckenzcie. Something, she is infamous for her modeling of emo stylist. Google, and you'll be disappointed that you're flirting with a imposter.

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twitchy73 0

Makes you wonder how many other guys she had gotten onto the couch. Obviously enough to break it.

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twitchy73 0

Makes you wonder how many other guys she had gotten onto the couch. Obviously enough to break it.

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KingDingALing 9

So what? You're getting laid, OP. Be happy, you lucky sum-bitch.

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xspaniardx 3

What a *****! 8) But wait, shouldn't you know that she has a husband if she's your neighbor? But yet again, y should you care, you're A. Getting laid and B. She obviously doesn't care or she would have told you. Go You!

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oldenuff2party 3

hahah dude ur living my fantasy. now the husband of the woman ur screwing is gonna fix ur broken couch. that u broke while banging his wife. epic

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cooldukenukem 2

Where is the fml? not your coach. you don't have to fix it. and you had sex. sounds like a win. If you were that conserned about her you wouldn't be having sex before you really knew her.

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