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By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 976
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abceasyas123abc 12

What ever happened to unconditional love??

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honeypixi01 0

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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notquite69 0

Dump her sorry ass. Anyone that uses sex like that doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. She'll only keep doing this to get what she wants. Then she'll start ******* someone else because she's not getting any from you. DUMP HER!

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estlibera 2

There ARE girls out there that want chubby guys...more to cuddle. Sex does burn it up fast, though.

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blt710 0

well, he could have been nicer about it...but at least you'll be determined to lose weight! :D

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azcarate 0

theres a ton of other women

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tnfan 3

tell her the fish smell turns you off

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skaterpaige 3

karma's a bitch..she will probs end up fat and ugly;)

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perdix 29

What makes you think a fattie deserves to go out with a girl with a hot body? Either lose the weight to match your current girlfriend's body type, or become a plumpa humpa and find a nice, fat girl to screw. So, it's either WW or BBW, FTW!

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tayza249 20

oh I don't know, personality maybe?

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klutzyduck1 24

Well put as always. It probably could have been brought up at a more sensitive time, but you probably nailed it on the head:).

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perdix 29

tayza, a guy with a beer gut and a great personality can fix that with some self-discipline, but a dunce with a six-pack can't do any better. She's just saying he can't let himself go just because he's got her.

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LoveNnyl 23

Honestly, I feel sorry for people who are as ignorant and shallow as #46.

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hook_em 0

for one who ever said she was hot and two it just might be her personal preference but either way you may not be able to get any from her but by gosh who said anything about any other women out there I'm just saying

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm sorry, what are you saying now?

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