By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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number3band 0

you should watch some **** lmao get new skills

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Yes because everything in **** is real.

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patiencek 0

oh wow..... that's terrible!

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

19 you look like you would be on a shampoo commercial lol:)

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patiencek 0

haha thank you, it was just good natural lighting. most the time I look like a scrub in sweatpants in a ponytail :)

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Marissa21 0

wow! but I agree with 1. haha but she couldn't get much more blunt

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IXIDragon 0

Did you keep going?

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zyth 4

dont be such a noob next time

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mona_is_here 10

OP, you need to improve your skills ;))

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

^This. Although, tbf, she could normally not fake it, and just be too tired to "get there" this time. Or to even fake it, of course. I once fell into that weird wine-induced vivid-dreaming-but-not-really-asleep-yet phase during a post-final makeout session. I woke myself up (and startled Mr. Doe, to say the least) by loudly exclaiming, "But I've never /been/ to a Chinese amusement park!" The really weird thing is, it was a lie. I actually have been to a Chinese amusement park.

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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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The_Earth 0

Ah yes.. I remember the first time I went down on the moon.. very good. but was lacking a bit of water. but luckily we had lube. but ended up floating away in space.. so we decided to just have sex instead.

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Bloodberry 0

is that related to the 'Big Bang' by any chance?

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cganon 0

bloodberry, how is that possible? this is the earth.

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Spastastic 6

The generally accepted theory of how the moon came to be is that it used to be a part of the Earth, and it was knocked off by a large impact from some other body. So... this is all smacking of incest to me. D:

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wait, would it be incest, or more like a weird form of amputee masturbation?

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Mclovin_95 0

ahahahhaha i couldnt stop laughing..but damn that sucks for u

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thatonedame 6

lol. improve your skills and give her a reason to stay awake. not her fault you're no good at giving oral.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

The name would suggest that, yes. ;) I'm curious, oc-- if a girl is terrible at giving head, is it her fault, or his?

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