By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for having a shitty tongue (check mine out!), for FORNICATING, for dating someone who ever sleeps (WTF?!), and for being a lousy cunning linguist.

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perdix 29

Try boring into her with your tongue instead of just boring her.

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AngieSixx_x0 0

that's some tight shindig right there :L poor guy /:

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denvan 0

Wow that's messed up but at least you know now to not go down on her since she fakes it or you can practice more it's a 50/50

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DjeePee 24

So she talks in her sleep? I'm not a huge fan of my boyfriend performing oral sex on me either, but falling asleep? Djeezes. I give you a FYL; you were not good, but she wasn't a help. You two need to communicate a little more, she must tell you what she likes instead of falling asleep, and you are going to improve your oral sex skills, 'mkay?

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EffinAhole 0

If you're not a huge fan he's not doing it right.

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DjeePee 24

Maybe, I haven't had other experiences than his skills, so I can't compare. But the fingerwork and sex is absolutely as perfect as it should be, so I don't complain. And it's not like his oral performances are boring, I'm just a huger fan of sex itself.

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syedlink27 0

well no more *********** (hope I spelled it right) for her!!! I know scores of women that would luv for their partners to go down.. it's actually a privelege cuz not many guys do it.. so tell your gf to ackrite

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daznad 0

not many guys do it? hmm I love going down on a girl. it turns me on more than getting head usually.

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ppzh_08 4

What a selfish bitch! I would of loved it and appreciated it! She needs a selfish lover to teach her a lesson!

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byakkobayliss 2

YDI. Try learning how to do it well enough that she won't fall asleep. I think I speak for most women out there when I say there's not much worse than having to pretend a guy's good at oral when all he does is jab his tongue in and out a couple of times, cause seriously, that's pretty much just like being ****** by a tiny, semi-hard dick - entirely pointless.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You don't speak for me. I completely fail to understand why you have to pretend someone is good at something he's not. SDI for faking it - full stop. Sex involves (at least) two people. That includes oral sex. If you don't communicate your desires, you have no right to complain when they're not met. FYL for being apparently terrible and getting no feedback.

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mickigirl92587 0

haha ydi for not being good!!

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Igor_g5 0

Guess you need to learn how to eat pussy.

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