By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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JokeMeister 0

OOOOOH!! Is That even possible. U got work to do.

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cloudyconverse 0

faking is stupid. ur just diggin a hole of lies and will end up making ur guy feel like even more shit when he finds out

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shasta32 0

its not hard to eat pussy... u should learn... chicks go crazy over that shit!

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samanthar 0

seriously, i dont know how its possible to fall asleep, even if its the worst ever. u would think if someones touching u at all u wouldnt be able to fall asleep. i know i wouldnt be able to. unless i had taken some major sleeping pills

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jon7688 7

ydi for not being able to tell that she fakes when you're right next to the baby hole

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meintx 9

OP you need to do a better job so she doesn't have to fake it. or she will find someone that can. Faking sucks.

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Lils123 0

P: That obviously means you weren't trying hard enough; or she was just super tired. I know if Im tired no ones giving me head Im going to pass the eff out..

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haleyofneptune 1

Sometimes, it's not like "OMGOMGSUPERSUPERAWESOMEFEELING"... it's just relaxing, but it's not my boyfriend's performance. he's very talented in that area, but sometimes it can put me to sleep because it's so relaxing. i guess it depends on your hormone level that day or something.. idk.

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lilybugie 0

it could have been today I went down on me girlfriend and she fell asleep.

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niswisk 3

lol its funny how everyone says spell the alphabet and icecube lol. but atleast she was honest. and u know not todo that no more. cause it is exhausting having to fake it. i cant blame her.

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