Love: Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the...

By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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You deserved it 953

By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

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Date night

By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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You deserved it 71

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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You deserved it 1 512

Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 345

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 24 August 2010 13:55

Why would you talk to an ex while on a date?

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:26

Think before you speak.

Comments

roxy999_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 14:00

i agree with #20

OochenSnoochen 15

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:00

How do you agree with a question?

XArmyof1x 6

Friday 5 August 2011 21:56

It's a rhetorical question therefore you can agree or disagree with it

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 14:15

you can't go through life, automatically assuming that everybodys everybody died.

livetodisco 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 14:16

She had no idea that his mom just died...so it wasnt her fault. She was just trying to make conversation so she could see what's Wrong. But a total bummer indeed!

daniel_acelticsf 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 14:18

just another example of why you should never talk to your ex

jamjelly386 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 14:54

why did to you bother walking up to him? you should've been a bigger person.

machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 15:20

YDI for not thinking before you speak. Idiot.

dagoat 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 15:24

pity ****

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 24 August 2010 15:30

Even if she hadn't died, its a horrible joke..

Rick_S 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 15:47

Yes, yes, F Your Life because you made a stupid comment to an ex-boyfriend. Not his, because his mother died or anything. Try to think of others, and not be so selfish next time.