By snownerd - 03/11/2011 16:13 - United States

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Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML
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iFizzgig 11

You were dropping a hint.

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DQEight 8

Maybe she will hopefully just copy the number and forget to examine the actual receipt purchases..

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Yeah, you should be embarrassed because no one else on Earth buys those things.

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RadikulRam 16

I buy them. Don't use them, but buy them.

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ihaveapenis 0

There's a reason you bought those things. Now go and get your moneys worth! :D

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HomeAl0ne 20

Could have been a lot worse, you might have handed her a receipt for hand cream and the My Little Pony **** DVD.

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13FTW 9

Speaking from experience, sir?

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stacianichole 2

Moderated this, it was lube and a *****. Secret's out.

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bachooka 5

In the days of smartphones, I didn't realize that people still wrote numbers down. I usually just type it in my phone right away.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Ture, but writing it on a piece of paper is more romantic... provided it's not a receipt, and especially not one from condoms and lube.

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leadman1989 15

Well at least you got your rope, duct-tape, and chloroform from another store.

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mariahrocks09 1

Haha that's so ****** funny but I don't think he's Casey anthoney

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McAninch35 9

Are you sure? I was almost positive I was reading an FML by Casey Anthony. 98.4%, in fact.

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Foppe 9

At least she knows you're into safe sex now :)

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