Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in...

By Adam - 24/05/2011 05:54

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By megamonster99 - 07/11/2016 15:06 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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Roofing hell!

By roofer - 31/07/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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miserypoison 13

Tuesday 24 May 2011 11:50

don't underestimate an elders power.

ambowew 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 11:57

It wasn't his garage wall, it was his friends. Give him some slack, he's just getting into Facebook and took the whole 'writing on your wall' to heart.

Comments

Djzom13 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:24

That's when you just blurt out something random an walk away.

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:40

YDI. GET OFF HIS LAWN!

twilightdogstar 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:45

And that's why I don't like most old people.

missmaryb 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:48

How did he reach your face from a wheelchair?

1221jamw 11

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:58

maybe op was short?

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 24 May 2011 15:47

He likely brought a long handled roller to get the top of the door from his wheelchair.

JenL_fml 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:53

As frail as they look, some elderly people just don't like to be helped. FYL OP.

1221jamw 11

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:59

thumbs up if u say thumbs up in YouTube anti flood we all hate you and your mom and your dad

barlessprison 16

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:01

Sometimes I want to give up being nice to old people. Those old ladies on the bus give me death glares when I give up my seat to them as if I'm underestimating their ability to stand. Then those adults give me death glares when they assume I am deliberately hogging the seats and being inconsiderate.

annihil8or 15

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:26

Shoulda broke his wheelchair

awesomegirl2s98 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:46

imagine you were in a wheel chair. you slap someone then swear at them a few times, because your old and don't understand what's going on. (No offense old people.) they respond by breaking your wheelchair. Your left lying there, on the ground. Do you get my point?

pollenta 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:34

And the elderly wonder why the youth of today are so rude to them.

awesomegirl2s98 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:37

Haha... It reminds me of the play Tom sawyer I did. It got hit in the face with a paint brush. It was actually shaving creme but whatever. That made my day. But FYL...