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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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asapp78 16

Friday 4 October 2013 12:30

That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"

Vidrill 22

Friday 4 October 2013 12:32

That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.

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ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Sunday 6 October 2013 18:40

I like both types of fat. Having some flab on the stomach is extremely sexy. So are big boobs.

MymB612 14

Monday 7 October 2013 8:35

Point at his penis and say "Good head" , then point to his head and say "bad head".

lebaconhawk 4

Tuesday 8 October 2013 5:16

Seriously? Who the **** does that?!

Kenjikai 5

Tuesday 8 October 2013 19:49

Point to the doghouse and say "New home"

bakabaka714 8

Tuesday 8 October 2013 19:51

um, he sounds like an immature rude dick, dump him. You don't need that in you're life.

Klick 3

Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:53

Point at your butt and say a$$hole. Point at him and say single a$$hole.

llexiebell 9

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:36

That's too funny

KenziDionne 14

Monday 28 October 2013 8:56

I would have pointed to him and said single guy and point and his dick and said unless fat

cookies2228 3

Tuesday 30 December 2014 5:50

lol

indigohippopo 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 7:20

FYL for over reacting and being offended by your boyfriend who was obviously joking around. Just laugh it off and get over it OP if you know your man loves you then you shouldn't even be trippin...This just sounds like average babe behavior. '-'

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