By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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asapp78 16

That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"

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Vidrill 22

That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.

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Cleu 12

Point at him and then his pelvic regions and say, "Big dick, little dick."

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cgart96 15

I hate how stuck up the commenters on FML sound. You're mostly just a bunch of assholes correcting grammar.

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LittleRed79 39

I would've pointed at his stomach and said "good skinny" then pointed at his penis and said "bad skinny"

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johnmartin 5

That's when you point to him and say "big dick" and then point to his junk and say "small dick".

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tbenson0628 14

Thats like every girls worst nightmare come tru. Thats probably the biggest reason girls are so concerned about body image these days. What a jack ass. Id have slapped the shit out of him and broke it off right then and there. That was so rude!

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EvilLittleMan 23

You should have then pointed at his pecker and said. Little Dick and then pointed to him in the face and say... Big Dick.

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