By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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asapp78 16

That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"

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Vidrill 22

That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

You should have pointed at his head and said "REALLY bad fat!"

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evolute72113 9

Hey that means u hav boobs which most girls don't

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sanecatlady 13

I would have smacked him and said, "typical man".

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pistolpete31000 7

I really don't understand how so many people have such big issues over grammar on comments. This isn't English class, it's FML. As long as I can comprehend what you're typing, I have no problems.

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Meg_Elizabeth16 4

Lol good luck having 'good fat' without 'bad fat'. So many guys want a skinny girl with big boobs and a big butt, which is pretty hard to get.

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ChunkyBuiscuit 13

I like a full-figured girl with big boobs and a nice ass. Which I'm incredibly lucky I have. If a girl is skinnier than 120lbs I find that disgusting

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chibichan21 6

Op. Point at his D*** and say "Bad D***". Then point at your vibrator and say "Good D***"

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sjbartholome 14

That's when you point to his head and say "good head" and then point to his dick but grab it and twist so he is in pain.

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TheModernPatriot 14

Lmao, that's some good stuff right there

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aaron123111 11

Should have pointed to his **** and said bad sex, then got out a vibratory and gone good sex

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GetBent730 5

That made me laugh but was pretty insensitive

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