Or are you pissed off about having a small dick, that you feel you have to go on the Internet and make fun of a person you don't know to make yourself feel better.

I'm starting to think Alex IS the boyfriend...

No alex just dont have a life

Hypocrite much, Alex?

Why are you getting defensive, alex?

I think Alex has a small dick and he got offended by this ahahhaha

Alex by making that statment, you are being hypocritical. You say he has a small dick then go on to say that he goes onto the Internet to say it about someone else to make himself feel better. That is quite hypocritical.

Hypocritical, yes, but not necessarily untrue.

I feel like I just read the name Alex about 900 hundred times.

^lol WIN.

Or just leave his ass, period

I don't understand how he thinks he's funny...no body likes a guy who beats his woman, so why "joke" about it? It makes HIM look bad!

and that he's your 6th victim in your serial killing spree?

6th, that they can prove... I wonder what or who's in that basement. :/

obviously there are 5 other midgets who do nothing but ****, who have various holes on their bodies where they got stabbed, handprints on their face where they got "smacked", all blinded by acidic piss, all cowering in corners with the word "Anonymous" carved into their dicks, convulsing from the effects of tetanus disease from rusty nails, and all under the impression that they're a female dog.

God... That's effing hot.

mhm and that n00b is only on her 6th. Amateur.

Who really carves and pisses on their victims?? Err my basement has no trap doors if it did... I would just load my victims err guests up with x and ruffies... It's like a big orgy. I'd video tape them and lower down baskets of lotion. The torture racks are the best fun though, so i hear. Once in awhile I like sneaking down to the cave and chaining them down and taking out the whips and gags. You can't leave lasting marks. You just rotate them until they lose their minds... A mind **** is the best kind of Torture. *sigh* Err. Ugh. Look at that!!! *runs to hidden exit door*

i just chain them to the wall, naked. then i hand them a bunch of papers that they must file in alphabetical order, then throw buckets of lemon juice on them. the various papercuts burn like fire, which are quickly cooled by the blocks of ice they're standing on. this way they can't escape either. after that i unchain them, but now drench all of them with vegetable oil from the overhead sprinkler(twas a bitch to install). then grab some popcorn and watch as they fight each other to the death due to intense hunger.(but the vegetable insures that they'll never cause any harm, just slippery sliding fun!) oops will you look at that how time flies! *moves to Canada*

Meet me in Niagara falls ... I have a plan to get across the border. The mini skirt and heels are part of your escape outfit, I don't wanna hear your complaints again. If you listened me last time we never would've gotten chased out of Mexico.

well maybe we wouldn't of been chased out of mexico if you hadn't of sent me undercover as a local prostitute to get info on our next victim. this time you can wear the skirt and heels and i'll go eat a ******* burrito while getting wasted and singing along to three different mariachi bands.

Flockz, don't pull that shit with me!! It was two bands... And well, who can't pass up tequila? If you remember our Vegas stint I pulled in the triplets. You owe me, plus I'm too little. You know johns want their hooks to have more weight and size so they can handle the pounding :D and you do have better legs.

LMAO!

I must say I agree with you.

Her boyfriend is abusive... Op, leave him in the dust. There's someone better for you in the horizon.

Her bf ISNT abusive. He just says that crap to get a laugh.

No, he does it to make her uncomfortable and nervous ....he is emotionally abusive, and op should leave if he doesn't stop when she asks.

Nervous? What about the purse thing? He's just a doofus.