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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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Boom!

By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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Cats gonna be cats

By Philomena - 01/10/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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Armin_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:26

Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)

Donthavekids 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:29

Is your cat a tiger?

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Rydizzle 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:19

O that sucks hardcore. FYL

lame9379 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:53

i don't blame her

moldylunchboxx 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:24

hahahhaha.

kar15 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:47

Sucks for you, but that's hilarious. Hope you're man enough to make those ******* pay.

killerkiwi 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:23

I feel your pain! my cat got thrown in my shower when I was 11, i'm 21 and still have the scars... get revenge!!!!

happycat_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:57

I would kill my friends if they ever messed with my cat, that's just cruel.

sentient 10

Monday 10 August 2009 16:20

this wouldn't have happened if you weren't stupid enough to own a cat.

storyteller07 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:55

You deserved it for owning a cat.

XxHU4LxX 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:41

You deserved it for being stupid!!

snyp_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:57

YDI for not using a thing called a "door lock" when you're in the bathroom

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