Animals: Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really...

By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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Boom!

By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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Cats gonna be cats

By Philomena - 01/10/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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Armin_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:26

Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)

Donthavekids 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:29

Is your cat a tiger?

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fenrisulfr 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:29

YDI for having a cat, cats are wrthless, untrustworthy, cute and furry little pieces of demonspawned refuse...

nazrew 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:32

omg this is sooo funny plus f the cats life 1: it got wet 2: it had to c u naked :)

keoct 4

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:00

It's just as funny to throw flower over the top. It's very hard to get off even when standing in running water.

Nok27 1

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:55

My older brother did that to me. I still have a scar.

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:10

the comments just might be even better than the fml. :)

i_love_life_ 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:18

at #33: haha menstrating?? FAIL.

airandfingers 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:33

Wait your friends were in the shower when they decided this? Where were you when they threw your cat "in" with you? Hanging participle, OP.

GleeIsTransient 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 8:18

omg grammar nazi -_-

moldylunchboxx 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:26

hahaha wtfff get a life.

cupcake330 16

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:49

This is exactly why I HATE cats!! Lol FYL if I were u I'd do something way worse to them

Spencer_CDS 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:12

Heh. I would get new roommates, and ensure that they pay for your medical bills. What a bunch of assholes.

JRSpaniel 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 10:21

Your roommates are DICKS. FYL

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Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

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Today, the people in my class wondered why I seem to avoid them. The same people who call me a creep and hide when they see me in public because of my disability. FML

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Today, my family asked me to get dinner, as they'd heard a popular seafood chain had chicken baskets for $4 each. I had $15 on me. When I got there, the restaurant staff laughed in my face and insisted they had never, ever had $4 chicken baskets. The alternative? $14 for ONE chicken dinner. FML

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Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML

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Today, after hours of waiting and $300 spent, I find out my transmission is dying. My car is old, so the price of rebuilding it is more than it's worth. That's money well spent. FML

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Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML

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