Love: Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still...

By yoked - 18/12/2009 03:48 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:30

She loves you enough to mark you with her scent, that should keep the other women and dangerous predators away from you.

helennaa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:34

Oh my goodness. Well, at least she's honest. How do you even respond to something like that?

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eric62086 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:52

no bueno...

shockcrow 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 12:37

sounds like my mom

monkeyjack9 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:48

Dude she was obviously kidding!

Comentator 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 18:50

Grow up you insecure a$$. She is totally comfortable around you.

Morphs 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:45

Consider this FML as a sign that your marriage is bad..

lllsodalllpoplll 0

Monday 28 December 2009 7:34

Haha! Gotta love relationships. I've done the same to my boyfriend of four years only because i'm absolutly comfortable around him!

WTF_bbq 0

Friday 16 July 2010 22:58

This made me laugh so hard (as I imagined it all happening)! xD So funny!

sami21196 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 3:49

hahaa that is so funny and cute!! hahaa that is something that allot of people do all the girls on here that say eeeew or gross they fart to!!! and #1: that didn't just make a bad mark on women we all fart don't try and hide it:)))))