By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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aseq94 0

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

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HesJustTheBest 0

It's not your boyfriends fault he can't multitask. Also it sounds like he was doing all the work, it would have been just as easy for you to thrust back or at least change positions while he took care of his business.

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djxtones 0

lol For real, right? God. Girls these days. *shakes my head*

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InBetweenDreams 0

Hey, not all girls are like that. Some of us know how to take control. lol.

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Quasar55_fml 18

" Honey, please buy some toilet paper before you come home. Love, Mom. "

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ilovesexywomen 0

hahaha sounds like something I might do as a joke.

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TwoZeroOZ 2

Sounds like something I do all the time.

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sluttygirl 0

(: haha I've texted during sex, the guy was horrible so I wasn't missing out on anything

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JERZBornNRaised 7

your names slutty girl!?!?!, bet your gap is too wide to feel it so you might as well text, unless you have 2 or more pork swords stabbin you at once then you might feel it, and im guessin your a pro right since judgin by your name you have a new bf every day, you just love gettin blasted with the baby gravy dont you?

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basetard434 0

hahaha was it his other girl friend

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wendyWARRIOR 0

I'd be pissed! FYL. if it was important, they would've called.

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RacheyCAKEZ 0

I woulda had to slap the shit outta his ass smh

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evesmith 3

it's happened to all of us its really fun when it's his ex girlfriend and he completely forgets he was screwing u

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awesomesauce8 0

at least he's screwing you...it's better than nothing

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cosmos390 0

I wouldn't text back I'd let it vibrate in you *wink wink*

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