By pervert - 09/01/2010 06:38 - United States

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Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML
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Lord_Stubby 2

....over Dora the Explorer or was it just on?! Either way, ew.

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gatorgrl1988 0

there is nothing wrong with what he did. its the same if is kids are asleep at night and he gets some loving from his wife/gf. except he used his hand LOL. y'all are probably mostly kids so y'all don't know. wait till y'all get married and have kids. :)

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Jen_J_the_J 0

 today, i was supposed to be taking a nap with my brother and sister, but i couldnt sleep. i went imto the other room to ask my dad could i sleep beside him when i saw his d*ck in his hand and he was moaning. FML EWW man

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quietlytearful 0

I feel that it is appropriate for me to say that you are a frigging pedophile. how could your other spouse (I don't know if you are father or mother) leave you alone with your kids.

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Pearljammer001 0

I agree with 14 you are a creepy pedophile

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expatabroad 0

I'd have given u a helpig hand dude, if you're cute and hung :-)

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jackii1313 9

FML isn't a place to hook up moron.

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aperfectcircle 0

that's really nasty, why would you even want to admit that?

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mitch707 0

It says "man" so would everyone stop being so ******* stupid on FML's asking which gender the person is.

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Daydreamer86 0

One person is considered "everybody" now? I only see one person asking if the OP was a man or a woman.

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epoh_fml 0

too bad it doesn't show the gender on the Iphone app, Mitch.

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yummylicious 5

u masturbated while watchine kids!? pedaphile

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