By pervert - 09/01/2010 06:38 - United States

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Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML
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Lord_Stubby 2

....over Dora the Explorer or was it just on?! Either way, ew.

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perdix 29

Ugh! You like ugly, fat and annoying? You should have held out for Caillou -- his mom is a total MILF **** whose wimpy husband does not satisfy her. It's written all over her face and her throbbing camel toe.

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omghehehe 0

Camel toe!! :D gross! :P OP: I understand that when you have kids, you have to get it when you can, but maybe you should follow your instincts.

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nas16 0

at least change the channel or go to the bathroom

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yaya32492917 0

that is so ******* disgusting u perve. get laid NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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tennantISwho 0

This is very disturbing. I'm a dad and have kids that watch Dora. If...and I say...if, I were to ********** while my kids were asleep, I would definitely make sure to change the channel. You might consider getting help.

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evil_munkey 0

hmmm if its to dora... u may be in trouble... next time try hardcore ****... better u kids walk in to that then to u and dora =p

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