Animals: Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese...

By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML

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Vicious bastards

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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aback 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

cha40_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

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soccerboy101 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:47

#75. LOL u got pwned!!!!!!!!!

soohungry 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:19

LOL, fyl for getting attacked, but it's a good story to tell :P

Chad_Brisson 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:46

I wound up fighting one of those bastards when i worked landscaping. damn thing broke my shovel. givin it was a fiberglass handle but still that was a scary fight... it sucks being the only guy on the team lol i have to fight pissed off geese. Although it turned out we were too close to its nest and it got pissy.

xxxsportygurlxxx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:56

loL xD better bring along someone another time u do this..

GoodpointAllen 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:28

Geese are dangerous. Once, I got ina fight witha goose; we pulled a blade on me. I atempted to attack it from behind, but it spun with a counter and slashed my face. Frustrated, I pulled a pistol and began to shoot at it. The goose, in a cocky way, began dodging at high speeds. I cornered it, and took the shoot; unfortunately, the goose managed to cut my bullet in half with its knife. It then took a slash at me, which I dodged; however, he ended up ruining my book shelf. I found a chain gun on the floor, and was just about to use it when.....I woke up.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:35

I love chasing geese!! That rarely happens if you're at least moderately tall. FYL

lonleygurl1989 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:51

We have geese where i go to schhol. cuz there is this huge lake in the back. once i was sitting out there, and all of a sudden there were well over 50 geese around me. i was so scared. but then it was awsome. cus i was the only one out there.

SixGunPsychosis 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:16

You gotta expect these kinda things if your in Illinois. We're all assholes here, especially the geese!

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:29

Lmao, and btw, when you attack chickens with swords, they don't fly away like you'd think. Dozens of them swarm on you and peck you till you die :D (I learned this in Zelda xP)